Dr. Voodoo’s Cartoons of Moral Hazard and Other Cautionary Tales » animals

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drvoodoo — Thu, 16 Jan 2014 19:56:36 +0000

“I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by mad cow disease.”

drvoodoo — Fri, 06 Dec 2013 04:25:14 +0000

“I’d like to introduce my domesticated partner.”

drvoodoo — Mon, 18 Nov 2013 03:32:19 +0000

“Why aren’t you tsetse flies asleep yet?!!”

drvoodoo — Sat, 16 Nov 2013 05:35:12 +0000

“Did you use the scented toilet paper to make a good first impression?”

drvoodoo — Sun, 01 Sep 2013 19:21:31 +0000

“Why can’t I find a nice Chinese girl who doesn’t just want me for my gallbladder?”

drvoodoo — Mon, 28 May 2012 18:54:45 +0000

“If I become one of them, you should know that my real brain is in my pelvis.”

drvoodoo — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 18:18:18 +0000

“We’ve upgraded you from ‘undocumented immigrant’ to ‘invasive species’.”

drvoodoo — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 05:08:20 +0000

“By not cleaning his cage, we discovered his genius for exactly copying Jackson Pollock.”

drvoodoo — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 22:37:28 +0000

“Thanks for making me look like those pin-up girlie posters I see around the farm.”

drvoodoo — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 16:24:51 +0000

“Just because my arms already look like an Hermès handbag doesn’t mean I’m gay.”