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Medical error

drvoodoo — Sun, 08 Sep 2013 04:19:07 +0000

“The bad news is we cut off the wrong leg. The good news is you have situs inversus.”

drvoodoo — Sat, 11 May 2013 18:12:17 +0000

“We use electric eels for a more natural electroshock therapy.”

drvoodoo — Sun, 05 May 2013 22:26:13 +0000

“No thanks. I’d rather get rabies than autism.”

drvoodoo — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 02:47:38 +0000

“At I.C.U. Lost Weight, you’ll stay comfortably intubated in a barbituate coma without food for two weeks.”

drvoodoo — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 02:43:28 +0000

“You’re all adults now, so I need advance directives on your preferred taxidermy poses.”

drvoodoo — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 16:37:54 +0000

“A computer virus jumped species and turned Grandma into a junk-mail writing beast!”

drvoodoo — Sun, 27 May 2012 18:44:41 +0000

I’m featuring your X-ray in my upcoming radiology atlas-romance called “256 Shades of Grey.”

drvoodoo — Sat, 12 May 2012 22:37:25 +0000

“Our patient may be a vegetable, but we’ve still had impressive results following trephination.”

drvoodoo — Thu, 10 May 2012 17:32:48 +0000

“You may have phantom limb pain, so let’s find that missing foot and send it for an MRI.”

dr voo doo — Wed, 09 May 2012 16:56:12 +0000

“You need a transfusion, but all we have is Aunt Jemima’s.”