Dr. Voodoo’s Cartoons of Moral Hazard and Other Cautionary Tales » money

Polygamy and couponing

drvoodoo — Fri, 29 Nov 2013 03:56:17 +0000

“A double income isn’t enough in this economy, so we resorted to couponing and polygamy.”

drvoodoo — Wed, 27 Nov 2013 03:38:25 +0000

“Only at this Gold Level, do your investments come with our non-Ponzi scheme guarantee.”

drvoodoo — Thu, 07 Nov 2013 19:55:24 +0000

“The invisible hand of capitalism will be here shortly to give you the finger.”

drvoodoo — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 03:34:23 +0000

“This fragrance drives men wild since it smells like crisp $100 bills.”

drvoodoo — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:54:16 +0000

“I’m asking our main VIP donor for a year-end gift, so please behave tonight.”

drvoodoo — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 04:48:12 +0000

“I want an investment strategy based on the greater fool theory.”

drvoodoo — Tue, 29 May 2012 19:07:28 +0000

“The stock market just had a flash crash. Do you wish to send a report?”

drvoodoo — Sun, 27 May 2012 17:59:33 +0000

“High-frequency stock trading is especially popular among our mayfly clients.”

drvoodoo — Sat, 26 May 2012 17:02:55 +0000

“Our stock trading supercomputer requires just one simple user input.”

drvoodoo — Fri, 11 May 2012 18:23:18 +0000

“As a free-market lemming economist, I believe in the wisdom of the masses.”