Dr. Voodoo’s Cartoons of Moral Hazard and Other Cautionary Tales » science

Nanobots

drvoodoo — Thu, 07 Nov 2013 20:04:17 +0000

“We succeeded only after applying the too-big-to-fail concept to our nanobots.”

drvoodoo — Sat, 21 Sep 2013 03:29:45 +0000

“Quantum computers are unique in that they’ll crash randomly and for no apparent reason.”

drvoodoo — Sun, 12 May 2013 01:47:39 +0000

“Placebo again?! Why am I always the control mouse?!”

drvoodoo — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 05:38:32 +0000

“I’m going to wear a Schrodinger box and go as one of the living-dead.”

drvoodoo — Sat, 26 May 2012 18:27:16 +0000

Just give up. My mind is already more “Rothko” than “tabula rasa.”

drvoodoo — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 04:03:18 +0000

“Due to budget cuts, we’ll now only fund research that answers more questions than it poses.”

drvoodoo — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 02:25:14 +0000

“Without double-blind controlled trials, I can’t recommend one crystal ball over the other.”

drvoodoo — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:15:02 +0000

“As the product of millions of years of natural selection for selfish genes, how can I not be a selfish brat?”

drvoodoo — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 17:32:15 +0000

“We’re demanding repatriation of our ancestral dinosaur bones.”

drvoodoo — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 05:01:00 +0000

“Our computers are also artificially intelligent. They just haven’t applied themselves yet.”