Dr. Voodoo’s Cartoons of Moral Hazard and Other Cautionary Tales » society

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drvoodoo — Fri, 28 Nov 2014 21:02:06 +0000

“Your history homework’s thesis seemed meaty at first, but it ultimately left me wanting more.”

drvoodoo — Wed, 15 Jan 2014 18:52:42 +0000

“We can’t stop gay marriage, so the least we can do is advocate gay divorce.”

drvoodoo — Mon, 13 Jan 2014 19:51:31 +0000

“These heels give you the nostalgic feel, if not the exact look, of Chinese foot binding.”

drvoodoo — Wed, 01 Jan 2014 22:40:11 +0000

“I’m looking for a sales job in order to convert others to evangelical materialism.”

drvoodoo — Sat, 07 Dec 2013 00:15:19 +0000

“Even as a dung beetle, I can’t accept that the only purpose to my life is to eat shit and die.”

drvoodoo — Sat, 30 Nov 2013 02:57:51 +0000

“If one of you doesn’t develop a food allergy soon, people will think we’re poor and uneducated.”

drvoodoo — Tue, 07 May 2013 12:06:17 +0000

“Mom, I know this is an alternative lifestyle, but agriculture is becoming more widely accepted everyday.”

drvoodoo — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 03:39:08 +0000

“So professor, why do these mass shootings never happen at a hospice where everyone’s about to die anyway?”

drvoodoo — Fri, 25 May 2012 18:21:59 +0000

“Wow! I always thought that Darwinism was just a governmental social policy!”

drvoodoo — Fri, 18 May 2012 18:13:01 +0000

“These helium-filled breast implants look good and help me keep my weight down.”